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 Post subject: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:36 am 
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The D'backs placed catcher Chris Snyder on the DL with....



...wait for it...




....are you sure you want to know?...














A left testicular fracture. Ouch.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Mrs. AZBF came home and told me that some lady at work said he doesn't wear a cup. I found that hard to believe and called BS on her. She is going to ask the lady how she knos that. LOL!


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:44 am 
BBF wrote:
The D'backs placed catcher Chris Snyder on the DL with....



...wait for it...




....are you sure you want to know?...














A left testicular fracture. Ouch.



I once had to go to the doctor for a, umh, testicular injury. It's painful and embarrassing. Especially as he, umh, "examines" the area with a nurse standing at his side.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
PostPosted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:51 am 
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Didn't John Kruk get testicular cancer from an errant pick off throw from Mitch Williams that short hopped him and CRACKED his cup?


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Ya know? It's all fun and games until someone loses a...never mind! :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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You can't get cancer from an injury like that.
I believe that in Kruk's case the cancer was discovered while undergoing an examination from the incident that you mentioned, which I believe is true.


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doug frobel wrote:
Didn't John Kruk get testicular cancer from an errant pick off throw from Mitch Williams that short hopped him and CRACKED his cup?


If memory serves me, I believe his junk was bothering him before, and kept it to himself, but then he got nailed by Mitch Williams, which made him be seen by the Doctors, and was informed of the cancer

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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doug frobel wrote:
Didn't John Kruk get testicular cancer from an errant pick off throw from Mitch Williams that short hopped him and CRACKED his cup?


Jimminy Crickets, I hope not. That will be one more thing I have to worry about as I grow older. Getting cancer from that kick to nuts I received in 9th grade gym class! Or the football to the groin in 1983. Or the accidental self inflicted nunchuk shot to the sack in 1990. Or the.............


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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One of the great threads this board has ever had! I literally winced and laughed the entire way through!

Isn't it amazing how onions give off such a wide range of emotion? On one hand they are the originators of the great pleasure of the world. Touched in the right way they can give off a sense of euphoria. On the other hand they can be the cause of the worst pain the great God upstairs could inflict. A slight tap, bump, nudge, or direct shot can and will bring the biggest of beasts crumbling to the floor.

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Ding dong.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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At any rate, I'll bet he never again starts a sentence with the phrase, "I'd give my left nut..." :P


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Hopefully he doesnt loose it, I'm not sure if the MLB would cover synthetic genitals

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nad69dan wrote:
Hopefully he doesnt loose it, I'm not sure if the MLB would cover synthetic genitals



I wonder if he would have the balls to ask...

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Is there a nut augmentation porcedure?


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Az Bucco fan wrote:
Is there a nut augmentation porcedure?


I know in dogs that are neutered they have fake testicles (called Neuticles) that they can implant so the owners can still show their dogs in dog shows and things of that nature. Perhaps Snyder could visit a local veterinarian.


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BBF wrote:
Perhaps Snyder could visit a local veterinarian.


Or perhaps he could just get married and therefore not need them anymore?


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Argentum wrote:
BBF wrote:
Perhaps Snyder could visit a local veterinarian.


Or perhaps he could just get married and therefore not need them anymore?


Shhhh....IA is getting hitched soon...don't spoil the big surprise.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Argentum -- you've done it again so that I have a related problem-- I just peed my pants laughing. Thanks a bunch!

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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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I have a hard time believing that the American Kennel Club would permit a show dog to undergo such a procedure. This thread is an example of why this board is priceless.


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 Post subject: Re: Chris Snyder on the DL...ouch!
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Substitute2 wrote:
Argentum -- you've done it again so that I have a related problem-- I just peed my pants laughing. Thanks a bunch!


Thanks, I actually might be good for something around here afterall.

Now if we could just get someone to sack tap Greg Brown with a Louisville slugger (none of that wimpy maple stuff either) every time he says, "Joey Bats", my life would be complete.


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